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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Woke up in the morning, which is your 12pm. Dragged my lazy body to the kitchen and wooaaah, I see ants everywhere. In the bowl of forgotten leftovers, the cupboards, the rubbish chute, even in the toilet which I dunno why.

I sat there for about 20mins, jus watching the ants do their thing. Carrying some fried shrimpy looking thing over the edge of my kitchen... watcha call that? table? And when they finally got it up to the top. HAH, they cudnt fit the food thru the crevice.

At this point I feel like shouting "losers" but since they're so hardworking unlike me, I'll keep quiet on this.

And there's this group of ants with bigger jaws trying to bite off smaller chunks of... of... BROCCOLI! Rmb the broccoli from the previous posts?!? :D

After the lengthy 20 minutes I reverted to my sadistic ways and did wat most kids would do in a field with a magnifying glass in hand. Buuurn them ants! I don't have a manigfying glass, but what I have is a boiler. Ants meet boiling water, ants stop moving. Nice. Especially when I poured the hot water over the broccoli. ooo, watch them sizzle or eh... boil.

Oh and lastly. the leftovers attracted some bird which gladly made itself at home by pooping all over the place after snacking.

Oh, ooone more thing. The ants were trying to get those too... Not the food, the bird's poop.


Random smiles

I just found out the reason to why all my pants felt much looser
I've been missing breakfast and lunch everyday...


blueberry muffins ~

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