Went with Tim for the badminton CCA. boy was it horribly pathetic. The was an awesome number of, to my estimation, 70 people (I've a feeling its way more) to only 5 courts. There wasn't even much to play. Having 3 pts knockout games. It was over even before you could sing the barney song finish. Ok, maybe not so fast, but it sure was pointless. 3 and a half hours of nothingness. And at the end, to my total dis/un-belief, they said something incredible. "So how did everyone find the training?" Lol, what training is there. There's hardly any "
courtship", maybe around 15 minutes how's one supposed to train.
And so, being so unsatisfied with it, I feel like just quitting it, but I just bought my 70 bucks badminton shoes for the CCA. Heart pain sia.
You know when people say they hear voices in their heads? Here's my explanation.
Ha, today, something happened to me which didn't happened for quite some time. Its an amazing phenomenal air getting stuck in the ears.
When that happens, it dam irritating. anything you do can be heard. You know, take your finger and push that bumpy little thing at your ear in and then talk, you can hear yourself more right? The air thing works the same way, just louder and more sensitive.
So say I totally hear every single breathe I take loud and clear. And when I'm talking too, I hear my voice. The internal kind of voice, not your voice when you speak out loud, you actually wont know how loud you are. So I hear my voice yet couldn't hear my voice get it? No? Never mind.
Now, did I mentioned that's only the effect of one ear? I didn't? oh Yea, that's one ear only. And if you don't get where I'm hinting at, I'm saying things gets crazy once BOTH ears get air stuff in them. Oh boy, its like putting headphones and turning them to full blast.
Try say "Haiz" with a small breathe, You should only hear a tiny sound yea? Mines "HAIZ" with font size 50. If you think hearing every word you speak as cymbals clanging in your ears is deafening, wait till you start coughing. It sounds like a thunderstorm. BOOM BAM BUM. yea, splendid isn't it?
However, there's a particular solution to it. You got to blow really hard. Yeap, you heard me right, although it doesn't work all the time. I assume the air in your ears gets sucked into your brain to replace the lack of oxygen.
But now now, would you want to look like some loony huffing and puffing as though you were knocking some pig's house down to unknowing passerbys. Sure, they cant hear your raging storm or clanging cymbals but constantly blowing at nothing till you turn red coupled with a frustrated face doesn't give anyone else any understanding of your mind-filled cacophony.
And so concludes my prescription if it so happens if ears start choking on air. Knowing this, understand that the excuse of 'hearing voices' isn't true. Its just some ear bugs throwing a party. Sometimes they switch on the heater, and so the air pressure increase, enabling you to hear their microscopic conversation.
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